January 2011
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The Numbers Are Bad!
mrsmoz:
I had briefly considered playing the Lost numbers yesterday, but couldn’t be bothered to go to the bodega. (It would feel like cheating on the deli that delivers me my cigarettes every morning.) If I had, I would’ve won $150, which doesn’t seem worth it, considering my mom would’ve broken her leg, her house would’ve caught fire, a meteor would’ve crashed into the Gawker office, and I...
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